BY GC SMITH
He
bit my butt
and yelled aloud
yummy, it's
chocolate nut
What?
I can't hear,
some nasty kid
has bit
my ear
Oh me, oh my
I just might
die of
someone else's
hunger
Whose hunger's that
you may well ask?
the answer is:
that rotten
kid
Beware,
the kid
is on
a sugar
high
It happens
every
Easter Sunday
rapacious
chocolate murder
So, all you
candy bunnies
would do well
to heed these words:
LIE LOW today
BE CAREFUL
Shhhh
BE QUIET
Make not a sound
HIDE
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