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Mystery Melon
By GC SMITH

Whoa,
damn near
tripped
over the big old thing

What in hell
is a huge
watermelon
doing on my porch?

Now,
I have
lots of friends
some are even farmers

And,
I have
a few enemies,
none nuts, far as I know

But,
caution ain’t
necessarily paranoia,
leastwise, I don’t think so

So,
I’m gonna track down
that mystery gifter
before tasting that melon

Gonna
Have me a party,
providing
that melon’s okay

Thing
proves out
not cyanide laced,
well then, I’ll chill it

First,
I figure to
infuse that melon
with 80 proof Vodka

Wanna
come on over
for a good old
down home party?